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Because i have been living in this block for as long as i have lived, i think my family is called the pioneers of the block! hahaha

i've watched countless neighbours move in and out of this block every few years. and i dont even talk to them.we should really have some of those weird neighbour helping bonding sessions someday.

so anyway, new neighbour updates!
They are moving in in two weeks time. there goes my hongkong neighbours with the handsome son and cute shy kitty.

so there's this New neighbour directly opposite my unit.

People: woman and daughter
Family: Husband works in china
Age: woman 30++, daughter 9+(bespectacled)
Degree of friendliness: zero
degree of Weirdness: 90 percent
Met her: Once. O level chinese today. It was fine surprisingly. [: I hope i can get at least an A2.

I am a impulsive soap buyer. when it comes to soap, i can talk about soap the whole day. i want to go on a soap spree! and I will be going around smelling soap, shampoo and all that. Then will my nose be happy together with me and i will get this terrific soap buyer title and win free vouchers and a vip card to Land of SOAP. seriously.

I think I am a little bit obsessed sometimes.

My job interview yesterday was not too bad. The guy kept pouting and puffing his mouth up with air and he speaks really articulate english and he says far east has retail hours. then the lady, was way strict and stern and forbade us to laugh.. shes such a cow. honestly. Okay sorry. I know i am very unprofessional and if i go into the working world with this kind of shes such a cow attitude i wont survive but oh actually, im not planning to enter the complicated job world just yet. hehe so nevermind man.

I had chicken rice lunch with cuixia and then i went home with nuzul and on the train i taught her how to speak chinese and she taught me malay and i taught her how to write chinese characters but i think she didnt really get it and neither did i get the malay stuff she taught me but haha yeah.
I went home early today thinking of watching pride and prejudice by myself and i could even picture myself having a quiet afternoon by myself at home for the first time with milo or something but who knew, I didnt have my keys. so near yet so damn far. my keys were just in my room, 5 metres away from where i was standing and i couldnt enter. what the heck man. and so i called my sister and just great, my phone battery was low. very smart. i didnt charge my phone.

sos sms to amanda: call me back asap i am in dire circumstances

a few minutes later, she called!

but anyway, she didnt come back to open the door for me. and anyway her school is one and a half hours away from home. so i went to meet weidi at bedok and whilst i was waiting i bought meiji chocolate sticks to eat.

i reek of this gross perfume from sasa she sprayed on me now. I better go bathe.

Bye :D

I might really end up working in the holidays. I will be going for a interview tomorrow and I haven't told my parents. really, i'm planning to do so somehow . soon.

Awfully chocolate, here we come.

MEET THE PARENTS TEACHER CONFERENCE IS SO HORSEYYY KNS.
father has some weird meeting to attend, he doesnt want to go, i dont wanna go. no one WANTS TO GO ACTUALLY. so why have it.


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Labels: kanasai

Today was the twins' birthday. In school we had operation clean up and a long lecture on the results trend.

we were supposed to go Astons and ice cream chef but ended up at elsewhere spending 18 dollars on chocolate fondue, ice cream and glorious food. 18 dollars. My heart felt the pain. I was drinking beer with weidi and talking about martini and we were playing the so you think you are obnoxious game.

My stomach was so painful from all the laughing and beer I felt like vomiting.


On the bus I was leaning against the bar near the window and the bus jerked. My whole body shifted to the right and my head banged the emergency glass box against the window (which was on the right). Very painful and it produced a tok sound. i also fell on mel. then some embarrassing soul started singing to me this song with the lyrics, its okay i will be with you when you fall. or something like that. ok I admit, i have high inertia these days.

something hilariously stupid happened at their house. I went in and saw their mom, so i was deciding between saying hi auntie or hello auntie since i always say hello auntie. so today i said,'' hi auntie! '' the so called 'AUNTY' turned around from the computer screen and said, huh? The voice did not sound like a woman's voice. doesnt sound at all like a mother. then angelina asked me, who you calling auntie? then i realised i had just called her brother auntie. SEriously. I couldnt see properly their hair looked the same and their spectacles too and also, it was so dark so i couldnt see clearly. not my fault at all. teehee

thenwe played 6 games of taiti and i cant help but harp on the fact that i won 3 games. that was the time of my life, man. I never won taiti before seriously. remarkable Improvement amelia. keep it up.

~

Labels: ruminations

MILO DINOSAUR .ROAR

I realised that I do the weirdest things sometimes. During recess today I blabbed without thinking, oh my gosh our school's milo dinosaur is rubbish bullshit. The one I make at home has free flow of milo powder and thicker milo. Later on I came back to angelina holding a cup of milo dinosaur. Honestly, sometimes i dont even understand myself.

Some horses called me a dinosaur. honestly. I dont even resemble one! they say its the way i eat. but i dont eat at all like a dinosaur. dinosaurs eat big mouthfuls and they are so scary the way they eat seriously they are like big unfriendly unkind monsters to me. and i am so happy they are extinct from the face of this world! ok thats a little bit mean sorry.


Yay Astons and ice cream chef here i come.


Tell them I'm your fairytale gone bad

out of my life
out of my mind
out of the tears we can't deny
we have to swallow all our pride
& leave this mess behind Oh my gosh. Im amazed at how SH is able to send me such wrong messages at times

ANYWAY, I SAW THE PRIDE AND PREJUDICE (SAY YOU LOVE ME) video. and honestly, the moment i saw the lead actor and actress, my brain was thinking, woah deep love. No! its more like my heart was feeling Deep luvrve Love . I know its so stupid but oh its just so deep, man. i cannot help it.


And also, the way they kiss.It is like sideways and angled and they dont move at all. they just stay there.and I was wondering why, then my sister said that if they dont do that their noses will poke each other's faces. then i remembered that they are europeans with sharp noses not like us asians. we have flat noses. so if they move around and dont do angle-kissing and stuff, their noses will end up poking each other's eyes and all. Gross.

Labels: pride and prejudice

I went cycling today, what I would call part of my near failing exercise regime.

Apart from the fact that we almost had a accident during the bicycle collision, everything was well and okay. The weather was good too, a bit too windy thou.

We rented bicycles for the time limit of 2 hours and spent quarter of the time eating coconuts. Serious coconut eating. i think we kinda resembled hungry cavemen eating wild boar. we were fighting for the coconut's white meat and juice. seriously . its so difficult to eat coconut with a plastic spoon. and melissa kept spouting weird nonsense in between and I kept laughing and spitting everything out onto her and the coconut meat and juice was spilling everywhere. i was unglamourous for once honestly.

Oh btw, the second picture in the previous entry is me but i was not jumping into a river. apparently it is a platform. hehe just to clarify things since someone thought it is a river and i think it does look like a river. I would like to jump into a river thou. I wouldnt mind seriously.

oh and
i forgot whats the meaning of knickers today.
I remembered the meaning of knickers today.

Goodbye cos its dinner time! best time of the day.






A man solved the rubik's cube in 10.56 seconds.
CRAZY.


Click here! (to watch the video)
my grandmother came to stay on friday.
Yesterday she mistook the cable remote for the home telephone.haaha How funny, man.

My sister says that my fringe looks like a hanging carrot. Very insulting. But i shall pretend I didnt hear that.

I saw a malnourished cat trapped in the underground carpark of a shopping mall today.

I am eating grapes with amanda now and she said that the best thing about the grapes were that they were seedless.
Goodnight. I reached home at seven pm today.
and it has been one hour.

The seven pm show was showing the last episode today. apparently I didnt know it was the last episode so i thought i could skip the last part of the show. hence, I missed the ending.


I had a bad stomachache on the train. I had no seat. when im in pain, i need to sit down. this is one of those kind of stomach aches that make me feel like im dying. worse still, i had no medicated oil. that was bad. seriously.
Thank God for public toilets.


Ameliorate is the coolest word that ever lived this planet. Hello. I hate train rides. i like bus rides better.

train rides are long and boring and mundane and it somehow always triggers off yawning syndromes.
The sky is dark and cloudy.

I love it when it rains.


Anyway, it is so cool that everyone has microexpressions. Dont you think so. I read this interesting article about how people have microexpressions which reveals their true emotions even if they are trying to hide them. Like for example, when a man holds a gun which is empty and everybody assumes that it is loaded with bullets. But because of that split second of microexpression(say 1/4 of a second), someone spots it and knows that it is a empty gun! and that someone hence stops the crazy paranoid police force from shooting him down.

I want to be able to spot microexpressions too. And then everyone will know me as the great microexpression spotter.

Conversation with each a cup woman

Words in blue are mine.
Words in red are hers.

hello hmm does oreo crush bubble tea have chocolate?
No oreo crush does not have chocolate.
only oreo chocolate has chocolate.
then does chocolate oreo have chocolate?
yes.
Then is there such a thing as oreo chocolate crush?
oreo chocolate is oreo chocolate. oreo crush is oreo crush.[rolls eyes]
okay. Can i have oreo chocolate crush then?
No you cannot. do u want oreo crush or oreo chocolate? what do you want to have? [rolls eyes]
YES now I am asking you whether you have oreo chocolate crush! do you not have it? [fakes a pissed tone]
Okay there is no oreo chocolate crush.
Yes okay.
So what do you want?
oreo chocolate.
With chocolate??
YES.


WHAT AN OBNOXIOUS WOMAN. honestly.
NO WONDER HER STALL HAS NO BUSINESS.
The way she says chocolate, ahahah. funny.

MY DORM ROOM(study room)

MY BEDROOM

HELLO FACEBOOK IS FUN. FRIENDSTER IS BORING BULLSHIT. HONESTLY.

USE FACE BOOK! CONNECT CORRECTLY! TEEHEE! GET YOURS NOW!

I SOUND LIKE A LOUSY PROMOTER. BUT HEY, ITS REALLY FUN. YOU CAN PINCH, KISS, AND POKE PEOPLE ON FACEBOOK. I just read my diary. Written diary. Yes I used to keep a diary. I dont anymore.

I am feeling utterly mortified by my own diary entries. The things I did and the things I said. Oh my goodness me.

yesterday was a bad day.
to start with, I got back my english, chem and amath paper. English compre was a failure. I even thought the paper was not difficult. How could I be so confident. I really hate my guts at times. Chemistry was a just pass. Amath was a B.


Shihui fell down the stairs. seriously. She just fell suddenly and I watched her fall. It was a dramatic fall. It was a sad fall! And i laughed at her for a short while before I saw her face which read ITS NOT FUNNY. and we realiesd that her ankle was twisted.

what do friends do when a friend twists her ankle? This falling and twisting angle stuff only happens in movies. honestly. So shihui panicked. I panicked. Frenzy time! and she had bad cramps too so she couldnt stand up and no one came to help us. Singaporeans. typical.

I gave her medicated oil to soothe the pain. it has been scientifically and theoretically proven that when you inhale medicated oil scents, it will soothe pain almost like magic.


I am going to have new neighbours! Again!
That sucks.

i hope you get well soon shi shi!
(: TAKE THE PAIN LIKE A MAN. Look at these two act smart people who thought the picture below was my sister.


Amelia says:
the girl on my blog realllllly looks like me riht
Amelia says:
right
Angelina says:
ya.
Amelia says:
i knew ppl wld get mixed up
Amelia says:
hehe
Angelina says:
HHAHHA. BUT I TOTALLY KNEW IT WAS YOUR SISTER.
Amelia says:
OMGGGGGGGGGGG
Amelia says:
ANGELINA
Amelia says:
WHATS WRONG WIT YOUR EYES
Angelina says:
HAHAHA.
Angelina says:
ITS THE ACTION LA. HAHA. AND THE EYES.
Angelina says:
ABIT.
Angelina says:
I CAN SEE THAT THAT IS AMANDA.


Amelia says:
did u think the girl is my sister?
Amelia says:
the girl on my blog
Amelia says:
look like me right!
Amelia says:
i know seriously even i get mixed up
HELLOWELLOJELLO says:
totally
HELLOWELLOJELLO says:
hundred percent
HELLOWELLOJELLO says:
everyone will believe if you say that it's you


WELL NOW IM SAYING, IT IS ME.

HAHAHA I JUST PUT AMANDA THERE FOR FUN.
TO MAKE PEOPLE THINK ITS NOT ME. Who knew!


NIGHTTT GOSHHH IM TIRED i just read angelina's blog on how taiwanese dramas always makes her imagine true love in a most unnatural way.

i must say,
hahahahahhahahh.

same for me too. but for me, its more like korean dramas which make me imagine true love. a few scenarios i thought of are listed below.

1. man's car comes dashing at me and stops just in time. The Hero steps out of car and picks me up from the ground, saying, '' are u okay lady?'' I pretend to faint and he brings me to the hospital. i demand a compensation. from then, love blossoms.

NAH this is too dangerous.

2. Im lost in a foreign country. Lets say, korea. Hero and I cross paths. He saves me in time and i survive the stuck in a foreign country ordeal. Later i return to singapore and he happens to be sitting beside me on the plane. I ask, you singaporean? he says yes i am. and i say What a small world. we fall in love in singapore.

really ironically stupid but still realistic.

3. I go camel riding with a friend. I fall off the camel because the camel is a violent camel and hero comes from nowhere to catch me before i hit the ground. but because the fall was from high elevation, we both collapse onto the sandy ground. I faint and he faints and we both end up in the hospital. the man needs blood transfusion and i transfuse blood to him. he survives and he thanks me for being his heroine. I help him forget his painful camel memory and we fall in love.

GOSHHHH.
That was dumber.

Ok goodnight. I shall blog about my new piano teacher tmr. teeehee happy birthday to you, happy birthday to amanda, happy birthday to you-oh, HAPPYBIRTHDAY TO AMANDA.

although you are the most annoying and violent person i know of, and also the person who insults me the most, i will still lub dub you.

I gave her a car for her birthday. I drew the car out on paper. I can still remember what i gave her when i was in p1 and she was in p5.
A magnifying glass. It was really tiny and miniature. I wonder if she still has it. I have been having this horrible delima on whether to cut my hair short or not. if i do, i would be back to the short hair girl days where i looked like bob dog and my sister would call me bob dog and everyone will know me as the short hair female bob dog. and since the day i cried over my bad hair day in kindergarten, i have been scared of short hair ever since. but still i did cut my hair short two years ago out of impulse. looking back, that wasnt too bad actually.

On one hand, i want to keep a long beautiful hair record for once in my life, but on the other hand, long hair is annoying me. the cons of having long hair is, it is high maintanence, it traps alot more heat, it is annoying, a hazzard, an obstruction in life, and basically bad!

in conclusion, i should just cut short my hair and forget about my absurd long hair fantasies! decision made. i feel so happy. this decision therapy is great i should do this more often.

:D


I'm sorry but im starting to think you are a sucker inside outside backside down.
I killed ants today. all i can say is, the weather is getting really bad.I have started using an umbrella when i go out on sunny days. tell me how bad can that be, considering how i am against using umbrellas on non rainy days. especially red ones.

im sweating like mad and its 2353 at night.
the earth's dying.

HUAN HUAN AI IS THE BEST SHOW.
OK NOT BEST, FINE. ITS SECOND BEST.
BEST IS TOO GOOD A WORD FOR IT actually.

I have to admit:
Everytime i watch the guy kissing the girl in the prince to princess way, i will be immediately teleported to my fairytale land where i will picture something totally obscure. out of my mind. out of this world.

it makes me want to faint actually. but i cant. its not like i have too little blood or what right.


`
wake up from your slumber and try looking around you. Maybe then you will realise her existence.

Labels: bitch slap

hello, Im starting to think you live in a parallel universe, far away from my world.


and who doesnt know, parallel lines can never meet.

Labels: ruminations

yo.

[a post from weidi's livejournal]

NINE O CLOCK SHOW
[28 Sep 200709:55pm]
I SWEAR THE NINE O CLOCK SHOW IS DAMN SCARY OKAY.I HATE SHOWS WITH ALL THE RAPE SCENES LAH, SO MORBID.

weidi♥ says:Omg,I don't dare to watch this part

Amelia says:OMG

Amelia says:ITS NOT AHKUN

Amelia says:HAHA

Amelia says:ITS ANOTHER GUY

weidi♥ says:I don't dare to look at Wanrou

weidi♥ says:HUH WHICH ASSFACE

Amelia says:OMG

Amelia says:SAME

Amelia says:I DONT WANT TO WATCH

Amelia says:I DONT WANT TO SEE HER FACE

Amelia says:OMJG

weidi♥ says:YAH

weidi♥ says:I DONT DARE SEEEE

weidi♥ says:OMG HER EXPRESSION!

weidi♥ says:OMG,WHYSHEMAKETHESOUND

weidi♥ says:I STARE AT THE COMPUTER I FEEL SO SCARED OMG


I tell you, I hate watching shows with rape scenes too. Its the most morbid, the most revolting, disgusting, disgusting, revolting, disgusting, shityest worse thing in this universe.[limited vocabulary] Whenever i watch these shows, i cant help but think how evil and ruthless the men species are.

Im going out at one later so i gotta go get ready yo.

oh by the way,
I DID NOT MAKE IT FOR THE BIG ESCAPE.
BECAUSE ESCAPE IS FREAKING CLOSED TODAY.

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